After the historic confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, we thought it would be a good time to spotlight our own “wise latina”, Magda Mendez! Madjoint Nooz correspondent Sasha Moore spoke with Magda outside the Alameda Swapmeet where the Lucha Libre Pro Wrestling smackdown was taking place. Magda arrived with a small crowd of decked-out young ladies who definitely did not look like they were wrestling fans.

Madjoint Nooz: First up I gotta ask, how many hot girls are you here with tonight?
Magda: Shit, that’s a good question… Carla, Xiomara, Raquel, Marta, Edna… no wait, Edna got nasty and went home. Oh, I forgot Jenny! Always forget that chica.

Sounds like it’s tough to keep track. I heard your nickname is “El Padrotio,” what does that mean?
Ah, some of my primos started calling me that back when girls started following me around… it kinda means “Little Pimp.”

You’re training to be a stunt-person, right?
Yeah! I’m taking karate class, I skateboard five times a week, and I jump cars on my dirtbike every weekend. Last Sunday I jumped Orlando’s car… I would’a cleared it, too, if the wind hadn’t kicked up. Good thing his ride is already a piece of mierde.

The first latina Supreme Court Justice was recently confirmed…
Orale! My tio Julio wants to get to the Supreme Court, too. He’s trying to sue that Taco Bell chihuahua for ripping off his kids show idea “Taco the Pero.” He still yells about going to the Supreme Court whenever he thinks about that.

Yeah, tell him good luck. But I was going to ask about who your biggest influences are.
Influences? You know, the usual… Bruce Lee, Vin Diesel, and of course El Burro Violente, who is gonna kick El Supermistico’s culo tonight! YEEEEAH!! (the ladies surrounding Madga giggle)

Well I can tell you have a busy night ahead of you so I’ll wrap it up.
Thanks, momma. We’re going to the Monster Truck Pull in Carson tomorrow, you wanna roll?

Okay! You got room for me?
You know it! You can use pinche Edna’s ticket.